Ok! I'm not broken, but this meme rules.
Thank you all for the kind wishes. The results are in and I'm not broken - yay! Except, my muscle tore off my bone...and as you can guess...it's pretty effin' painful! I have a severely high tolerance for pain. I have the crazy piercings to prove it. Ripping your muscle off your bone HURTS. A LOT.
Enough whining. I learned my lesson. I'm not the horse whisperer. I'm not 13 anymore...but the plus side of that is I am legal and able to drown my sorrows with some delicious Sauvignon Blanc. So I took the day off work to rest my leg. I hobbled around a bit, and am now relaxing by the fire with some wine.
I should be good in about 3 weeks time...if I rest and allow it heal. Icing and keeping it up as much as I can. A bonus of my hospital visit was this awesome hospital grade ice bag they gave me...I was admiring it's qualities and how perfect it would be for the barn. They let me take it home with my crutches - so now I have the absolute best ice bandage for my first aid kit!
Only another month until I can ride outside at home again...so I can sit out the rest of the cold and then before we know it's time to start legging up the horses. Until then I'll let my leg heal and dream of green grass and cross country fences.
Don't try this at home folks.